The world spun as he opened his eyes. He tried to rub the haze away, but it stubbornly clung to him like a stubborn child. Looking around, there was nothing familiar about the place. He was not in the square, that was for certain, and that filled his addled mind with questions. How long had he been unconscious? Who had taken him from the square? He pushed himself to a seated position on the cot. Ceiling’s eight feet tall. Not the Mission. Boarding house ceiling’s are barely seven and the orphanage somewhere about twenty. One cot. No. No there’s another in the corner. Two residents? One who expects company? The room spun faster. There were too many unknown variables for the math to bring him any comfort.
“Ah, it seems you’ve awakened. Good. Good.” The voice was familiar, but he was having difficulties placing it. He shook his head, making another attempt to resettle his senses, and it had worked. His eyes began to focus once again and he saw his host fiddling at a counter. “I was beginning to worry about you, SJ. You are lucky I came by when I did. That mob would have trampled you otherwise.”
“Thanks, Will. It appears I did not think through the repercussions of my speech. I wanted the men to fight, not to riot.” The word had a metallic taste to it. Then a host of worry sprang upon him, “Oh, God, Will. What did I do? Was anyone hurt? What about the square, or the mission? By thunder, the mission.” SJ tried to stand, but his legs gave out beneath him. Will caught him and helped him back to the cot.
“Easy there, SJ. You’ve had a bad shot to the head. You’re not going anywhere anytime soon. The mission’s fine, I sent Hodgepodge back to the shop, and the square is okay. Calmer heads prevailed. The air is a bit tense down there, but you can’t be worrying about that now. He looked over the bandage SJ only noticed as he pulled it back. “Hell of a wound if I do say so. Somebody really didn’t like you much.”
“It was that Uptown lapdog, O’Malley. At least I think it was him. It may have been one of his thugs. My recollection is rather fuzzy, understandably.” Will poured a bit of cool water against his head to wash out whatever dirt and dust still clung to it. “You’ve certainly got a way with medicine.”
Will’s voice strained a bit, leaning over him, “Really? Nice of you to say. In my line of work, I’ve found it important to know a bit about everything. Sadly, though, it also means I don’t have a lot of time to get good at any of it. How’s the phrase go? ‘Jack of all trades, master of none?’”
“Well I’ve found that in my line of work, that phrase is stuff and nonsense. My day ranges from saw sharpening to mending malfunctioning appendages and everything in between. There was even one day I had to repair an Uptowner’s mechanical manservant.”
He could see the look of confusion in Will’s face. Not anything as base as shock, though. More curious. “There’s someone else with a man like Hodgepodge?”
SJ tried to hide his laughter. “Trust me, Will, there is absolutely nothing or no one that is like Hodgepodge Von Clockverk. I would have thought you’d have seen one, working Uptown as you do. But then again,” he paused, “Households that would hire folks like you tend not to have them. Mechanical manservants, or Clanky Men as most people call them, are actually rather rare. This due mostly to the outrageous sums their builders usually ask for them. In the hands of a proper operator, they can be taught to do the more menial household chores. Fascinating machines, actually. It was a pleasure to work on it. Used to be a man here in the Points could make them do spectacular things indeed.” As he spoke, he noticed Will’s eyes gloss over. “Hello? Will, are you there?”
“What? What’s that? Oh, sorry. My mind was elsewhere I’m afraid. Shall I make us some tea?”
“Thank you for the offer, Will, but I fear I must be going.”
“SJ, you have to rest. There is no reason to.”
SJ cut him short, “No, I am afraid I must insist. You have done me yet another kindness Master Portsmouth, and one that I would not soon forget. However, I have a shop to run, a rather cranky automaton at home, and a bit of damage control, I’m sure of it. This little scene of mine may have resolved itself today, but I am sure it will come back before long. I have a great deal of thinking to do.”
“Do you think there will be trouble?”
He put a hand on the butler’s shoulder, “Oh, sweet, naïve Will. I have no doubts of it in the least. One does not simply walk into Uptown with a banner of war without sparking a bit of trouble. Spend enough time with me, and I will heap more trouble onto your life than you could ever hope to carry. It’s – well, it’s pretty much what I do.”
“Well I’m at least going to come with you.”
“The Adolphus is gone God only knows where, Petunia is missing, and I have already buried more than I care to. No, Will. You’ve done far too much as it is. Go back to work. Folks say you’ve been going Uptown quite a bit these days, so I assume that means you’ve found new work. Your attention is best left there. Good honest labor and all that.”
He looked sullen and a bit deflated. It was as if SJ’s words were a hard punch to the stomach. In the brief time SJ had known the butler, he had been a fast friend. Though it was for the best, he hated to do it. Will gathered himself a moment, wiping his brow with a pocket handkerchief. “I understand, SJ. Whatever you feel is best.”
“I do.” He embraced the man, apparently still in shock. “I will see you, Will. Stay out of trouble